I'm a Terrible Writer, and Here's Why

 For some people, this might surprise them that I'm saying this. For others, who have either known me for a long time or known me very well, it's probably not a surprise.

I am a terrible writer.

Wait! That's not correct. I'm a terrible author.

I write the words good. (Not then.) I do very well when it comes to putting my words on paper. I am. I don't have any trouble with the actual writing part of it. But I am a terrible author.

Dis me!

Being an author is more than just writing. It's editing and proofreading and rewriting. I'm okay with all these things, too. It's what happens after a manuscript is finished that is my problem. I'm terrible about sitting down and looking for markets and submitting my work.

Hell, I'm terrible about going back and looking over something I've written years ago to see if it's still any good.

I've been a member of both Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) and Horror Writers Association (HWA), but I've let memberships lapse. Honestly, I couldn't afford to maintain while I wasn't writing.

I've been busy with a lot of issues involving work, home life, moving, and mental health issues. That's been my excuse for not writing. I've been busy.

I bet some of y'all have been busy, too. And you have kept writing, kept being an author. I don't really feel this is a good enough excuse on my part.

I'm trying to change. I'm trying to remember I am a writer and I have been a decent, if almost entirely unknown, author. 

I'm trying to put myself out here and kind of shame myself into getting back to doing what I love. If this sounds twisted, it is. There is nothing I would rather do than write. There is nothing I would rather be than a well-respected author. There is nothing stopping me from reaching my goal... except me.

Here I am, trying to hold myself to task.

I used to blog here regularly, then it became sporadic. Then I didn't use it at all for years. I need to. I also need to start letting people know what I'm about. So I've started gathering email addresses for my first-ever newsletter. It's not that I have so much to share, but I need to be in contact with people who want to support me just by reading a newsletter.

I have also spent the past few years talking about putting together a collection of some of my short stories, both published and unpublished. I have had people tell me they like what I write, but it's hard to find it. Most of it is in print, in bound anthologies. Most of them are out of print. A collection would be a nice way to put a lot of my work back out there in an affordable way.

This isn't just talking. I have collected several published ones for this collection. I have even more unpublished ones. I was astonished when I went back and looked them over and realized they were all better than I remembered. So I have some of them. I have one that I recently shared online. I have a few that need to be published. I'll use one or more of them.

I will have a collection of short stories out! I am hoping to have it out by the end of the year, but it might be spring. I think I will self-publish it, because I suspect that will be the only way it comes out.

I have been working on a fantasy novel that I've been working on for literally decades. "Heroes," for those in the know. 

I am writing. I am a good writer.

I'm a terrible author.

And I am trying to be a better one. 

The United States of America v. The Supreme Court

 The United States of America v. The Supreme Court

My friends, please note that if anyone--ANYONE!--tells you that SCOTUS's pro-Trump-is-God finding was normal, just accept that, no matter what you think of them, they are LYING.

And if they're not lying, they are not legally-savvy enough to hear.

The ONLY thing that should have been granted ALREADY existed in the first place: a president has always had criminal immunity for "official acts" committed while in office.

This was the legal presumption that pro-Trump legal eagles use as justifying SCOTUS's decision.

OF COURSE they had immunity for official acts. An official act would be a decision to declare war on a country, knowing that civilians would die because of his/her/their signature.

A president that speaks out against barbaric actions taken by another country--a country that has laws against speaking against them--has total immunity in this country for their actions. Of course they do. Just 'cause Putin says it's illegal for someone to say he's a dick does NOT mean that the President needs to worry about being held accountable. Of course not.

Official acts--acts taken AS PART OF HIS REGULAR, CONTINUING JOB AS POTUS--are covered. They always have been.



Trump moved the American embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. You think that's criminal? It's not. Even if it was, it's an official act.

Biden continues to allow weapons of mass destruction to the Israelis, who use it to kill thousands of civilian Palestinians? That's an official act, as much as you may hate it. He will never be charged for that, unless the ICJ gets involved, but frankly, US laws will keep him from being held responsible.

These are official acts, acts that any president has to, or chooses to do while in office. That has been law since Washington and will always remain so.

That is NOT, however, what many of us are upset by.

Once again: Presidents will ALWAYS have immunity for official acts done as a result of their position.

It's what is not official that's the problem.

You see, SCOTUS has ruled that, from now until it is hopefully overturned by another court whose morals are actually... you know... MORAL, that ANY president is awarded a PRESUMPTION OF IMMUNITY for ANY acts they do.

That means "unofficial acts." Acts that are NOT part of a president's day-to-day operations.

You know what an unofficial act is? Trump will forever be known for his.

Urging armed individuals to march on the Capitol building.

Asking a state's attorney general to "find" one more vote that would be needed to award him that state's electoral votes.

Attempting to prevent the lawful change of office.

Declaring congressional members who don't disagree with him as "traitors."

Announcing that he intended to be a dictator long enough to get what HE wanted done.

These are ALL "unofficial acts."

Now, anybody with a streak of decency ANYWHERE in them knows that these should NEVER be considered lawful. However, SCOTUS has declared that a president who does this (meaning Trump, of course) should maintain "the presumption of innocence" until proven differently.

Why is that important even if he is LATER found guilty?

Because it stalls.

It stalls EVERY trial CURRENTLY awaiting or in motion.

ANY SINGLE "UNOFFICIAL" ILLEGAL ACTION THAT TRUMP TOOK MUST NOW BE JUDGED BEFORE HE CAN BE TRIED FOR IT.

"Mr. Trump, you're on trial for attempting to subvert the counting of votes in Georgia!"

"Fine," he could say. "We need a court to determine whether or not that was an OFFICIAL act."

It's a surety that the state or local courts who are pursuing these charges have already decided.

Trump gets to appeal every one of them. Every. Goddamn. One.

And when an appeals court says it was illegal, he will get to appeal it to the circuit court. And if any circuit court but the 5th Circuit hears it, they will say these acts were not official, and were in fact, illegal. (Already has happened.)

He will appeal again... to SCOTUS. And SCOTUS must then decide if this was an official act or not.

Realistically, they will NOT find in favor of these being official acts. I believe that Alito, Thomas, and Goresuch would find they were, and possibly Kavanaugh. But I suspect that John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett would side with the sane liberals of the court and declare they are unofficial and therefore, illegal.

What's the problem, you might ask if you weren't too swift?

It stalls. It brings the legal system to a grinding halt. If Trump wins in November, he will be able to escape ANY legal issues. He is--as an "official" act--able to order the Department of Justice to end all of its investigations and trials on him. If he was already found guilty of something on a federal level, he can literally and "officially" pardon himself and move ahead with his Christo-fascist dictatorship.

SCOTUS knows this. They KNOW they are giving him a chance to stall. How do we know they know?

Because, from every legal expert I've seen discuss it, the "presumption of innocence" that the president has been given to cover flagrantly illegal acts was made up out of whole cloth as a gift for Donald J. Trump.

There is nothing in the Constitution awarding this. (That should have kept those "strict Consititutionalists," Alito and Thomas away, but they cannot hide their partisan bullshit anymore.) There is no precedent for this--because nothing like it has EVER happened in this country.

They didn't use precedent or the Constitution to award the president a temporary "okie-dokie" for his illegal acts. They made it up. It was created for Donald J. Trump.

He has Rudy Giuliani "whacked" for talking too much? "We must assume this was an official act, at least until he runs out of appeals. Then we can charge him with a crime."

He sells pardons on Pravda Social for $1,000,000 a pop? "We must assume this was an official act, at least until he runs out of appeals. Then we can charge him with a crime."

He goes to Putin and gives him the home addresses of any US Armed Forces upper-level officer that speaks out against him? "We must assume this was an official act, at least until he runs out of appeals. Then we can charge him with a crime."

Anyone remember when it was the GOP who whined about "activist judges?" We have six activist judges on the Supreme Court right now, and not a single damn conservative has issues with it.

They have given Trump carte blanche to stall every pending case out there.

But that still leaves the New York case, you might ask, and well you should. Why has the sentencing been delayed on that one when it was already ended?

Because the second huge gift SCOTUS gave Trump was this:

No court can consider the impact or intention of ANY act that Trump claims was "official."

You know, those acts that he really should have done, but ALSO those acts that have been given "the presumption of innocence," at least until he runs out of appeals.

I'll say it again: NO court can consider ANYTHING he did in office while determining guilt.

SCOTUS was firm on this. He could have murdered Liz Cheney in cold blood on live TV and in front of his usual crowd of about a thousand people, and so long as he did it while he was in office, IT COULD NOT BE CONSIDERED BY A JUDGE OR JURY if determining whether or not he was guilty of a related crime.

Even though Trump's New York trial for falsification of records in an attempt to manipulate the results of an election happened years BEFORE he was in office, ANYTHING he did in office can't be considered.

This means evidence that came from people that worked with him WHILE he was in office--Hope Hicks, for instance--must not be considered. According to all evidence, Trump repeatedly spoke with Michael Cohen and others about the actions he took BEFORE he was President WHILE he was in office.

Every one of those things cannot be considered, even now.

This is the immediate result of SCOTUS' decision. They are trying to keep him from being rightfully sentenced.

As I understand it, Judge Merchan will have to do one of two things: write up a lengthy report (statement?) about the court's findings that show that enough evidence was gathered from BEFORE the time when he was president to outweigh the evidence that was gathered after the time when he was in office.

The second thing would be to declare a mistrial and try again.

Again, from what I gather from ACTUAL legal experts, Judge Merchan is opting for the first and has agreed to delay sentencing at least until the end of the month to allow Trump's legal team to file their paperwork and D.A. Alvin Bragg's office to respond.

I suspect from what I've been hearing, that he will delay sentencing, provide proof of evidentiary findings and that enough of them occurred before Trump was in office, and then he will let Trump appeal his case AGAIN, because Trump will certainly claim that this should have been a mistrial. However, from what I'm hearing, that probably won't change the sentencing much.

I suspect he will be sentenced--and at this point, I suspect Merchan will sentence him to some sort of confinement--and he will have to start serving it. After all, jailed inmates have the same rights to appeal as ones sitting at their nice homes do. By the same token, waiting on appeal is NOT reason enough to keep someone out of jail.

This is just what I have gathered, mind you.

But these weren't the ONLY things that SCOTUS gave Trump.

The last comes from Clarence Thomas, personally wrapped up in a big hundred-dollar-bill sheet of paper, tied up nicely in a bearer-bond bow.

And yes, by "Clarence Thomas," I mean the same Clarence Thomas who has accepted about ten times more gifts than ALL OTHER JUSTICES TOGETHER, which takes on an even WORSE shine when you realize that almost every one of them came from billionaire Harlan Crow, that far-right Nazi fanboi freakshow who has proven that one man, given enough money, lack of scruples, ethics, and morals, can indeed publicly buy and sell a black man in today's America. Gobbless Amurca!

What Uncle Thomas gave Trump was a written concurring paper that states that the position of independent special counsel is a bogus one and should never have been used against Trump.

He believes that, not only is Jack Smith a meanie who shouldn't be harassing Trump, but that he has NO AUTHORITY TO DO SO because that position doesn't legally exist in the United States.

You know, for a guy who believes in doing things the way they used to be done back when his wife would have been his owner, he doesn't seem to understand that this position (or ones very similar to it under slightly different names or offices) have existed since 1875 when President Ulysses S. Grant appointed the first. Since then, they have been appointed by four US presidents--Grant, Garfield, Theodore Roosevelt, and Coolidge, 12 different attorneys general (including Bill Barr SEVERAL DIFFERENT TIMES, under Trump, Clinton, and Bush Sr.), and the DC Circuit Court on 20 different occasions.

But facts aren't important to Thomas, so he is pretending that ALL OF THE SUDDEN (GASP!) these are not legal. Of course, Thomas was on the bench when several of these positions were appointed, but he never found them to be problematic until Trump and Crow told him they were.

What does this mean? This gives that partisan freakshow, Judge Aileen Cannon in Florida, a chance to use Thomas' own words to try to remove Jack Smith from Trump's theft-of-classified-documents case and simply end it.

With everything she has been up to since the case began, she will absolutely try to do this.

To sum up... there are three VERY IMPORTANT things to remember when some conservative legal eagle tells you that "nothing really changed."

1. SCOTUS created the idea of "presumption of innocence" for all presidential acts to be considered "official" until THEY decide it's not. This is abjectly pro-Trump.

2. SCOTUS has declared that ANY official or unofficial action (until determined by SCOTUS) involving the president is NOT to be considered evidence in ANY other case.

3. "Clearance" Thomas has told Aileen Cannon that she has the unilateral ability to simply fire Jack Smith and bring an end to Trump's document case.

EVERY ONE OF THESE IS CRITICAL!

Do not let yourself be gaslit into thinking they didn't happen or they are not important.

SCOTUS has given Trump a Christmas-in-July to remember. What we have to do is give America a holiday season to remember. We must support Democracy. We MUST keep Trump out of office and use our power at the ballot box.

At this point, it's the United States v. Supreme Court.

"And the Bells Were Ringing Out" -- a bit of Christmas fiction

Photo from Amboise Daily Photo

And the Bells Were Ringing Out

            No snow had fallen. There would be no white Christmas this year. All that had fallen from the sky had been sporadic showers that left the ground wet and the pavement oily and icy at nights when the temperature dropped enough. A gray Christmas, held at bay only by street decorations, twinkling lights on rooflines, and decorated trees on display in the front windows of small, dreary houses along the streets. Constant, cold wind blew past swaying power lines, the twinkling lights, the leafless trees in tiny front yards, and through patched or aged windows. A small sedan idled in a nearby driveway, gray smoke coughing from a rusted tail pipe, the bells of Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/31” coming through windows rolled tight.

            As the drums and harmonized guitar began to roar, the bells in the song vanished, replaced by glory bells from the church tower. On the house one down from here, no lights twinkled on the roofline, no decorations hung from hooks, no decorated tree welcomed from the front window. Inside, a small, fake green wreath hung from a wall above the sofa. On the sofa, a man was poised with his shoulders and hips on the cushion, his legs outstretched, and his feet flat on the floor. One arm was draped on the sofa arm, the other splayed out next to him. Opposite the sofa, a wall-mounted television played the end of a Rankin-Bass special in silence. The reclining man turned his head, looking from the television to a general “up” direction. The church bells continued to ring. He counted nine before the silence returned. He looked back at the screen, squirmed himself into an upright position, and knocked over one of the amber beer bottles on the side table next to him while searching for the remote control.

            The screen went black. He dropped the remote on the sofa and stood. He grabbed his coat, hat, and gloves, considered wrapping his red-and-white scarf around his neck, and decided it was too festive.

            “Welp,” he told the void hiding in the corner as he walked past it toward the door. “Time to get merry."

"Beldame" is a free read at Diabolical Plots

Hey, y'all. If you'd like to read "Beldame" for free, it is up at the Diabolical Plots website. Give it a read and tell me what you think. Or better yet, tell them what you think.

And while you're at it, look through and check out all the fiction. They have eclectic tastes, with all kinds of speculative fiction, some dead serious, some hysterically funny, and all of it very well written. Some names you might know; some you likely will not.

But go! Go now! Read "Beldame!" Then read it all!

Who Has Two Thumbs and is Now a Member of the SFWA? This Guy!

This is not something I ever actually considered happening. But as of July 8, following publication of my short story, "Beldame," in Diabolical Plots and after my application was approved, I am now officially an associate member of SFWA--the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America. This means I am now a member of both SFWA and HWA--the Horror Writers Association.

No, this doesn't come with a trophy or honorarium, but it feels really good to be acknowledged.

But that's not enough! Next stop... Active Member status!

"Beldame" is out!

Gaze upon this gorgeousness! Seriously!

I am pleased to say that my story, "Beldame," has gone to press as part of the anthology, Diabolical Plots Year Five.

This is probably my most positive, upbeat story, and it's a modern fantasy tale. It's not quite an urban fantasy; in fact, it would be the opposite: a rural fantasy.

It will appear on the Diabolical Plots website next year, but if you can't wait and want to support them, you can buy the anthology at the following locations:

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

iBooks

Kobo

Review -- "The Goat Parade" by Peter N. Dudar

The Facts: After a few years of not having enough time to read anything, I've basically insisted on carving out a few minutes a week to try and read anything for fun--basically anything that is not for class. Given my belief that most writers really do try to help out each other, I've decided to write reviews of everything I read in my particular genres: fantasy, dark fantasy, and horror at the moment. Maybe, at some point, one hopes, a little science fiction.

The Book: The Goat Parade by Peter S. Dudar (2018, Grinning Skull Press). I bought it from the author himself at the Moxie Festival in Lisbon Falls, Maine, this past summer. 

The Review:  The Goat Parade was both very different and better than I expected it to be. I went into the book expecting a good Satan-driven horror story, in the "booga-booga, devil's gonna getcha!" style, which frankly, given Dudar's storytelling skill, would have been pretty awesome.

Instead, what I got was a story about people, four in particular, whose lives were hurtling directly at each other, all due to the puppeteer's hands of a barely-glimpsed Satan. These people, of decidedly different moral and ethical stances, along with some others, find themselves manipulated in some cases, destined in others.

To what? Toward the ending, of course. I won't describe it, but it is not what you expect it to be. This is a violent, intelligent horror story that...

Possibly It's Time to Get Back to Using This Thing

The Writer's Washroom has been around for about a decade, and it saw regular use for about three years, irregular use for the lion's share of the time, and pretty much misuse and neglect for the last couple.

I have not treated it well. With Facebook as much of a player as it is when dealing with expressing one's news, opinions, thoughts, and pictures of cute animals, blogs are pretty much nothing anymore.

Yet a few people keep them. After discussing politics on my FB page a week or so ago and realizing that there is no way I will ever stop being political on Facebook, I'm trying to think about how to tweak things.

I do believe that politics are important, and I have no interest in segregating my writing life from my personal beliefs. I also have no interest right now in starting a separate author page because I don't want to maintain two FB presences.

And why not remind you that this anthology is still available?

(I'm even, as impossible as it is to consider, thinking about blowing the dust off the ol' Twitter account and seeing if it still works. Yes, this does have a lot to do with the previously-mentioned Diabolical Plots' upcoming publication of "Beldame." If a website does a lot of its promotion through Twitter, it makes sense to utilize it. Diabolical Plots has a large Twitter base, and fans of theirs might become fans of mine.)

Sorry for the fragmented feel of this post; I actually wrote it over a couple of days, unsure as to what I was saying, let alone doing.

I guess I'm going to try this out again and see if an "old-school" blog has a purpose. I promise to keep it free of politics. I'm also going to do my darnedest to keep it clean(ish). One other thing. Since this is about writing, I think I'm going to post reviews of things I read here. I'm not going to review everything I read--mostly because I don't have time to read much, unless it's for class--but I'm going to try to review everything I read in my genres.

I'm going to post this to Facebook... maybe to Twitter... and see if I get any response from the social media platforms.

Please do me a favor: if you come here from a link at one of those sites, would you let me know either here or there with a comment? I'd like to see if there is anything to this experiment.

Thank you!

"Beldame" Schedule at Diabolical Plots

"The way-ay-ting is the hardest part..." -- philosopher T. Petty

This is the shortest time gap between posts in years... and frankly, the most I've posted in a year in... um... years. I might need to do something about that. But I digress.

Diabolical Plots, the future home of my short story, "Beldame," has released its upcoming fiction schedule, so I know when "Beldame" will be published and in what form.

On or around March 2019, they will release their e-book anthology, Diabolical Plots Year Five, and then in January 2020, "Beldame" will be published on the website, along with fellow authors T.J. Berg and Mari Ness. However, their newsletter subscribers will get the fiction a month early, which means, yes... if you're a subscriber there, you'll get "Beldame" as part of your 2019 holidays goodie bags.

I'd like to say, "More information as it becomes available, but I think that's it." So to recap...

Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!

"Beldame" to be Published at Diabolical Plots

Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

It has finally happened. One of my short stories, "Beldame," a modern fantasy that is probably my most upbeat (so far) tale will see print in a major market, Diabolical Plots. From what I can tell, it should be published either online or in an e-book anthology sometime next spring.

Besides the fact that I'm over-the-moon excited to see one of my personal favorite stories reach the public, I feel a need to just brag for a moment:

Diabolical Plots is a major science fiction/fantasy zine and is actually an SFWA-qualifying market. This means that I will be able to join the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America as an associate member after "Beldame" is published.

So, to recap:

"Beldame." Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!

Diabolical Plots. Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!

SFWA. Aaaaaaaaaghhh!

Semi-Colonic Irrigation is No Longer a Thing

I'm sorry to say that I've just found out that the planned anthology, Semi-Colonic Irrigation, which would have been the home of my first published poem, "Scenes from a living room at 4 a.m.," will no longer happen.

These things happen, so I'm not upset. But what it means is I may have to find another market for this poem. It's not horror; it's really not any genre. It just is what it is.

Let's see what happens to it.

"California Screamin'" is Out!

Sweet, sweet anthology goodness.

Happy Halloween! It is with great pleasure that I announce that the California Screamin' anthology from Barking Deer Press is now out and it's available.

Coincidentally, it happens to have one of my short stories in it, a tender little ditty called "O For a Muse of Fire."

This story, which began as a class project at Southwestern College and got the Full Danielle (Kaheaku) Editorial Treatment, is a close look at obsession, love, sex, and creativity in a small Cali beach town.

So... very much like real life, yeah.

Seeing how I love doing this, let me share the TOC with you. This is a damn fine read.

"Between the Dreams and Screams" (poem) by Lori R. Lopez
"An Introduction" by Jonathan Maberry
"The Dark Watchers" by E.S. Magill
"Agency Cost" by Aaron C. Smith
"The Mount of Death" by Kevin David Anderson
"The Perfect Playground" by Chad Stroup
"Manananggal" by Billy San Juan
"Feed Your Muse" by R.W. Goldsmith
"Bumming Smokes" by Brian Asman
"Kenneth is Drowning" by James Jensen
"Feast of the Goddesses" by K.C. Grifant
"June Gloom" by Kevin Wetmore
"Hidden Depths" by Alexandra Neumeister
"O For a Muse of Fire" by Nickolas Furr
"In the River" by Jean Graham
"Eyes of the Salton Sea" by Sarah Read

Pick up a copy at Amazon and enjoy!

Short Story, "O For a Muse of Fire" to be Published in California Screamin' Anthology

I am happy to announce that my short story, "O For a Muse of Fire," will be published in an upcoming anthology by Barking Deer Press entitled California Screamin'. For this themed anthology, all the stories are sent in, and about California.

Though many members of the San Diego chapter of Horror Writers Association are involved, this is not an HWA project. It is independent.

I'd also like to announce that this short story began as a project for a mass media class at Southwestern College, taught by the inestimable Max Branscomb, whom some of you might remember as the publisher/advisor of the Southwestern College Sun newspaper. It makes me feel good to know that this story will see daylight soon.

More details as I know them.

"Morbid Metamorphosis" Is Out, and it's Awesome!

Okay, to be fair, Lycan Valley Press' anthology, Morbid Metamorphosis, has been out over a month and it was available on the day I originally said it would be -- June 13.

So why am I just getting around to announcing this?

Because I've been stupidly busy and I literally have not had time to compose and write this silly post. Many of you know that Liza and I (and the woofbeasts) are spending about a month in a desolate canyon below a desolate mountain about four miles beyond the ass end of nowhere. (If you want to know why, ask me. I don't feel like writing it here.)

However, this summer I am working full-time as a private teacher/tutor hybrid-type-thing and I am spending about 3 hours on the road each day, in addition to my 9 hours onsite. So... not much time for anything? Not much. I've been a social media ghost since the end of June, and will mostly like be spectral until well into August.

What's that -- I should be telling you about this book? Oh, crap, yes. Morbid Metamorphosis, Lycan Valley Press' inaugural anthology has some amazing stories in it, and that's not an exaggeration.

My short story's title, "Hyde and Seek," might give a hint or two if only you remember this is an entire anthology around people who are both more, and less, than human. I'm also pleased to say that this is the second story based in my own Challenger's Club setting to see publication (following "In the Wardrobe," in the amazing A Darke Phantastique).

Morbid Metamorphosis is available at Amazon in both paperback and e-book formats. I am certain it's available in other places, but not kidding -- I haven't had enough time to look.

Given that I usually categorize my horror-ish work as Dark Fantasy... if you feel a need to scratch a quasi-historical, semi-literary Dark Fantasy itch, pick up a copy.

But remember, the kindest thing you can do for any and all writers is leave a review. Thank you, and happy reading!

Morbid Metamorphosis: The Trailer and the TOC

Morbid Metamorphosis is scheduled to be released on June 13th. Before it gets here, feel free to check out the full-length book trailer (by Kevin Hopson) above. And when you're done, get an eyeful of the ridiculously awesome Table of Contents (TOC).

As far as I know, this is not the story order. I'll make corrections when I have them.

Introduction / Robert Nelson

"Become Him" / Greg Chapman

"Joey's Grove" / Roy C. Booth and R. Thomas Riley

"The Skelly Effect" / Terri DelCampo-Nelson

"Keep the Change" / Dave Gammon

"...and Thou!" / Nancy Kilpatrick

"Crowded" / Rod Charles Marsden

"You Are What You Eat" / Jo-Anne Russell

"Spirit Walk on Sour Ground" / M.J. Preston

"The Lake" / Stacey Turner

"The Death Vaccination" / Tina Piney

"The Moonlight Killer" / Suzanne Robb

"Pickin' to Beat the Devil" / Franklin E. Wales

"The Catamount" / Donna Marie West

"Vile Deeds" / Suzie Lockhart

"The Corkscrew and the Void" / Cameron Trost

"Paper Trail" / Daniel I. Russell

"Little Spark of Madness" / Simon Dewar

"Under the Weight of Souls" / Amanda J. Spedding

"Clay Danger's Balls" / Ken MacGregor

"Ezzie Does It" / Erin Shaw

"Febrile" / Gregory L. Norris

"Hyde and Seek" / Nickolas Furr

Semi-Colonic Irrigation: The Name May be Funny, But it's Actually Very Serious

The name of the upcoming book is Semi-Colonic Irrigation. It's funny, yeah? A nice bit of genial rudeness.

It's not that. Well, not just that.

The semi-colon tattoo is a relatively new bit of art you might see on people, but it's not just the next hipster thing in today's trend-o-rama.

It's serious. Very serious. But not dead serious.

This is what it means:

"A semicolon is used when an author could've chosen to end their sentence, but chose not to. The author is you and the sentence is your life."

So the anthology, Semi-Colonic Irrigation, will be using true stories and fiction, prose and poetry, genres and real life to help shine a spotlight on depression, suicide, and mental illness. This is not just a good cause; it's one of the best causes.

For me, it means I'm pleased to be joining the Semi-Colonic team. One of my poems -- which will, for the moment, simply be known as "...4 am" -- will be published in the anthology. "...4 am" will be my first professional poetry sale, and frankly, I feel a little weird about it. I never quite thought I'd be a published writer and poet.

But what's life without a few interesting twists and curves. We react to them or we don't. We're human; that's what we do.

"Twisted Tales Tea Party" Is Apparently No Longer a Thing

R.I.P. "Twisted Tales"

As much as I've been looking forward to seeing my short story, "Bad," appear in the Twisted Tales Tea Party anthology... at the moment, it doesn't look like it will happen.

The publisher and creator behind the project let the authors know today that it appears that the project is dead.

These things happen. Real life intrudes. Health, money, family... these all take priority. We all understand that. But it's still disappointing to know that this will die on the vine and never be the fine wine it should be.

The only thing I know is that a few people are working behind the scenes to see if any part of the project can and will be salvaged. I don't expect anything to come out of it, but it would be great if it could.

Until I hear the voices' final resigned comments, I'm going to keep "Bad" in play, along with the other short stories from the anthology... but I will consider this project a dead one.

Edit (May 10): Though there seemed to be some interest among the participants and editor in keeping these stories together, conversation died out very quickly and only blipped once more -- when I followed up. As much as I'd like to see these stories in one anthology, and as much editing as was done to some of the pieces, it appears that for most folks, it's just... done. I'm disappointed in the whole situation, but even more disappointed now...

Another Short Story to See Publication!

This one delights to me no end! Lycan Valley Press will be putting out Morbid Metamorphosis (Terrifying Tales of Transformation) very soon, and one of the stories in the book will be mine -- a genteel little piece called "Hyde and Seek."

First of all, this is the first time I've written a story for a particular prospective anthology. Knowing that the story was good enough makes the sun shine even brighter.

Secondly, I know some of the authors in this book and they bring the goods! I've been lucky to be in a book or two with a couple of them, and others I've wanted to share pages with. These are some amazing authors. (I'll be posting the author list in a week or two.)

Thirdly, though "Hyde and Seek" stands alone, it is my second short story to feature the Challenger's Club -- a fictional London social club for those touched by paranormal tragedy. The first, "In the Wardrobe," was very well-received, and was part of the brilliant A Darke Phantastique" anthology.

Morbid Metamorphosis should be available (in both print and e-book) on June 13.

I Join the San Diego Chapter of the Horror Writers Association (And Immediately Feel Like an Idiot)

Why this book? You didn't write this book. No, I didn't. Hush up and I'll explain.

So, this happened.

On April 23, I went to the first, organizational meeting of the San Diego chapter of the Horror Writers Association (HWA). As an affiliate member of the HWA and a basically-San Diego-based writer...

Imperial Beach!

... I felt that this was a good idea. The first meeting was at the awesome Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore, a place I'd been a time or two before.

They'd moved since the last time I was there, so I ended up late to that first meeting.

An exceptionally charming first impression, I'm sure.

I arrived during introductions. Two had already introduced themselves -- a man and a woman. I took a seat, apologized for my tardiness (though, I am oddly-satisfied to say, I was not the latest), and watched the rest of the folks introduce themselves. I ended up sitting with the ones I hadn't met to my left and the rest of the room to the right. We introduced ourselves, we chatted, we discussed what we wanted to do as a group, and we discussed when we wanted to do it. If you want any more detail than that, you'll need to join. Fnord.

During the meeting, I met the woman sitting to my left, whose intro I'd missed. She was quite pleasant, as was everyone else who was there. And there were 14 of us there. It was a pretty amazing first meeting, and we all knew people who weren't there who plan to join.

It was excellent. There was still that one still-unknown-to-me guy, but time was short and my sub-group got caught up discussing J. Michael Straczynski, and that was that.

(You may have already figured out where this is going.)

Imagine my surprise when I got home and checked the San Diego HWA Facebook page and discovered that the gent whose name I failed to get was Kevin David Anderson. As in Night of the Living Trekkie's Kevin David Anderson. As in, the guy who wrote one of the few fantasy/horror books I have shamelessly crowed about and pimped out in the past few years! As in, one of the best zombie books I've ever read's Kevin David Anderson! As in... seriously here... one of other writers in the Kizuna: Fiction for Japan anthology. We've got stories in the same freaking book! We're FB friends! And...!

And I failed to know who he was.

I feel like an idiot.

... And in other news, I'm now an official member of the San Diego chapter of HWA.

(I'll discuss some of the other members of this soon-to-be-legendary group later, when they're comfortable with me talking about them without restraining orders coming into play...)

My First Real Author Interview!

So... this happened. Roma Gray, one of my fellow writers in the upcoming (and still possibly tentatively-titled) Twisted Tales Tea Party anthology has a horror website, Trick or Treat Thrillers.

On her site, she is interviewing the writers from the anthology and mine was one of the first to go up.

(At this point, I must admit that the aforementioned anthology has been pushed back a few times, but is still expected to drop quite soon.)

My short story, "Bad," will be part of the anthology.